I'm thankfully not at this stage with bars yet. If it were a real relationship, the bars and I would be at the go to eat a great meal and then rent a DVD stage. The sex is comfortable and occasionally surprising, but there is no need to spice things up. Yes, Stage Three is far off in the distance. Then, of course, there is the inevitable Stage Four, rehab. But for now, the bloom is still on the lily. I am thankful.
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