"My friend?" he said, "I gotta go bathroom." There are some Joe situations that I just can't intervene in, and the men's room is one of them.
We walked to my car, and on the way we passed a cupcake shop. I pressed my face up against the glass. "You can't eat that cake my friend," said Joe with a sly grin. "You tryin' to lose weight."
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"I know, I know," I faux-lamented to Joe. "I can't eat that. I'm trying to lose ... mwhahahahahaajchompchompsnortslurpchomp." Joe laughed and clapped his hands. Then he slipped his hand into mine and we slowly made our way up the street.
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