Things are looking rotten at the Dark Room, with Bad Movie Night screening the grammatically fearless Die Hard 2: Die Harder, a Bruce Willis sequel with one of the best let's-wrap-this-fucker titles in movie history. There are plenty of reasons to recommend it: The film is set on Christmas Eve, Bruce still has hair, and the bad guy, Colonel Stuart, practices karate naked. The plot is simple: Willis must stop Colonel Stuart, and in doing so he runs around a lot and says, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker," which he also said in the first Die Hard film and in the third one and in the fourth one and at home in the shower a lot, we suspect. Die Harder kicks off a special run of bad movies in January, with Sunday screenings of Spider-Man 3, Snakes on Plane, Transformers, and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Look at you! You didn't even know those were bad! Hosts Sherilyn Connelly, Maura Sipila, and Mikl-Em kick off Die Hard 2: Die Harder.
Sun., Dec. 30, 8 p.m., 2007