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Heretic Pride, Darnielle's most elaborately arranged studio album yet, opens with "Sax Rohmer #1," the familiar grind of a character valiantly trying to make it home in a world full of reasons he won't. Reality is so absurdly stacked against him that your inclination is to laugh, but it's hard to laugh at someone who admits his mouth is full of his own blood. Darnielle's flurry of downstrokes — he has about three song types, the flurry-of-downstrokes model being the signature and possibly most beloved — is mimicked by the rattle of snare and the somersault of tom-toms. The song's poignancy is encapsulated by the title's reference to Sax Rohmer, the English pulp novelist: a character blessed with an eye keen enough to catalogue the grimness that surrounds him, but who is also dumb enough to believe he might escape it.
Throughout Heretic Pride, Darnielle imagines the world as a laboratory for evil. In the past, he alerted us to the rich humanity of fuckups; now, those fuckups aren't just fuckups, they're supervillains. They end up on thrones, undisturbed in their tiny spheres — a considerably more comfortable vantage point than being penniless at an AA meeting in a church basement. Children splash at the shores of Heaven Lake, between China and North Korea, where the Tianchi monster occasionally surfaces to devour someone. In a bathroom somewhere in the universe, a woman is raped, murdered, or both; her assailant describes only her T-shirt, because he doesn't have the courage to look at her face. On "Autoclave," Darnielle sings: "I dreamt that I was perched atop a throne of human skulls/On a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls/And the dream went on forever, one single static frame/Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name." He's the only lyricist I can think of with a sense of empathy wry and deep enough to liken a teenager's vision of hell to Cheers.
And these are the moments of repose, Darnielle's retreats into delicate string filigree and close-miked acoustic guitars. The restrained staccato of "Autoclave" bops along with a metronomic dispassion that mirrors the narrator's sense of his personality as a fortress for itself. On "San Bernardino," he narrates the exodus of a new family with a sympathetic tremble in his voice as the string section twitches with ecstatic hesitance: hopes and fears tempering each other, rattling like porcelain dolls on a helicopter ride. The irony that has sharpened Darnielle's lyrics into darts for the past 15 years has finally wormed its way into his music. And while he looses some duds ("New Zion," "So Desperate," and "How to Embrace a Swamp Creature" are skippable) and a set of slightly duller lyrics, the conceits of the songs serve to substantiate the album as a whole more than any one line, verse, or song does.