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Across town is an eccentric spot that's also as lively and cheerful as its owner, the boyish, soul-patched Ike. His name is emblazoned in cartoony green-and-white block letters across the bright-blue-painted Castro area storefront: This is Ike's Place, where huge meat-filled (and meatless), soft, messy sandwiches are named after his friends. These inexpensive gut-bombs have proven so popular that Ike recently announced that on weekends sandwiches would be available by appointment only, after a bout of very long lines. (Although for a populace equipped with cellphones, making a call before you head over shouldn't be too onerous.)
The premises, a bit more spacious than Petite Deli's, also boast only a couple of indoor and outdoor tables. But the sandwich board here is much more encyclopedic, not to mention literary. Several minutes must be spent reading the extensive, jokey lists. There's a lengthy one of named, multi-ingredient offerings, Good-Looking Sandwiches, all served hot; a shorter one, Unoriginal Sandwiches, for those in search of a simple cold roast beef, pastrami, ham, BLT, tuna, or all-beef sausage; and an impressive array of vegan and vegetarian sandwiches, called Veg Out. All are available on long, soft sourdough; French; Dutch crunch; or wheat rolls, and are automatically enhanced, unless you say differently, with lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, peppers, and pickles (with mustard, pesto, and jalapeños available on request), and Ike's "dirty" sauce. Asking just what that is might elicit something along the lines of "I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you," with further intelligence allowing as that it's kind of like aioli. For a fee, add-ons include bacon, avocado, and grilled mushrooms.
Working alongside Ike is his mom. They turn out massive layered sandwiches, dripping with juices, that could easily serve two. For the hungry, however, there are burgers that start at a half-pound and go up to two pounds — yes, two pounds of meat. And yet the fries here are baked, and any nonvegan sandwich can be prepared for vegans for an extra 99 cents.
The overwhelmed newbie might be told that Ike's most popular sandwich is the #9 [Name of Girl I'm Dating], which contains shredded chicken breast, honey mustard, avocado, and pepperjack cheese. The #23, Montana to Rice — with meatballs, marinara, and pepperjack — is also popular, though the densely packed meatballs wouldn't pass muster at an Italian deli. More successful is the special Paul Reubens, with corned beef, sesame poppyseed slaw, creamy French dressing, and melted Swiss on a Dutch crunch roll. Each sandwich feels like it weighs a couple of pounds.