A flight attendant's smackdown with the wife of mega-preacher Joel Osteen inspires a whole new set of commandments.
Today Denver, tomorrow the Twin Cities.
A country musician rescues Waylon Jennings' tour bus from the scrap heap.
The provocateur who brought you "Piss Christ" pinches off a new concept.
Roxie New College Film Center. Lagerfeld Confidential: See Ongoing listings. 6:30 p.m.; Wednesdays, Saturdays, Sundays, 2:30 p.m. Continues through March 26. Cool School: See Ongoing listings. Through March 27, 7 & 8:45 p.m.; Through April 3, 6:30 p.m.; Saturdays, Sundays, 3 p.m. Continues through March 31. Juno: See Ongoing listings. Through April 3, 8:15 & 10 p.m.; Saturdays, Sundays, 4:45 p.m. Continues through March 31. Brittown: It turns out that British men ride motorcycles. They ride Nortons and also Triumphs, which they "trick out" and race on dirt tracks. Oh, but they also have such fun riding their motorcycles on public roads. Plenty of rider's-eye view footage here. Plenty. Thu., March 27, 6:30, 8:30 & 10:30 p.m. Funny Games and Benny's Video: A double feature of films by Bavarian freak Michael Haneke. Funny Games screens nightly at 7 with weekend matinees at 3 p.m.; Benny's Video screens nightly at 9 with matinees at 5. March 28-31. Pranks Film Festival: April 1-3, 5 p.m. $10. www.pranksfilmfestival.com. 3117 16th St. (at Valencia), 863-1087, www.roxie.com.
SF Museum of Modern Art. Art:21: Art in the 21st Century: Protest: Screenings in conjunction with an exhibit by Vietnamese-American artist An-My Lê, which depicts Vietnam War reenactors staging theatrical battles. Daily at 2:30 p.m. Through May 4. "Non-Western Westerns": Variations on the Western from around the world. Upcoming films include A Girl Is a Gun on March 20, Sholay on March 22, Summer Love on March 27 and 28, and Exiled on March 29. Through April 26, 6:30 p.m. Bernd and Hilla Becher: Four Decades: In conjunction with the "Picturing Modernity: The Photography Collection." Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Sundays, 4 p.m. Continues through April 30. 151 Third St. (at Mission), 357-4000, www.sfmoma.org.Varnish Fine Art. "Moving Pictures": Last Wednesday of every month, 7 p.m. 77 Natoma (at Second St.), 222-6131, www.varnishfineart.com.
Yerba Buena Center for the Arts. "The Way That We Rhyme": Opening night party starts at 8 p.m. March 28-June 29. $12-$15. 701 Mission (at Third St.), 978-2787, www.ybca.org.
Yerba Buena Center for the Arts Screening Room. Jews In Space: Dramedy starts with Buenos Aires Seder-making, veers into family problems. Presented by the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival. Wed., March 26, 7:30 p.m. $6-$8. Human Rights Watch International Film Festival: Informational and inspirational series with a global justice theme. Please note: No screenings Sunday March 23. Thursdays, Sundays. Continues through March 30. www.hrw.org/iff. 700 Howard (at Third St.), 978-2787, www.ybca.org.