Student Gypsy: Rick Besoyan's spoof, described as "a Romberg operetta crossed with a zany Marx Brothers farce." Thursdays-Sundays. Continues through April 13. Eureka Theatre, 215 Jackson (at Front), 788-7469, www.eurekatheatre.org.
Talk Show Live SF: Second Monday of every month, 8 p.m., $15, www.talkshowsf.com. The Purple Onion, 140 Columbus (at Pacific), 217-8400.
Target Teen One-Acts Festival: Thursdays-Sundays. Continues through April 12. Berkeley Repertory School of Theatre, 2071 Addison (at Shattuck), Berkeley, 510-647-2972, www.berkeleyrep.org.
Teatro ZinZanni: A bewitching evening of European cabaret, cirque arts, theatrical spectacle, and original live music, all blended with a five-course gourmet dinner, set in the nightclub of your dreams. Current show is À La Folie, starring Liliane Montevecchi as Madame ZinZanni. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 6 p.m., $116-$140, 438-2668, www.zinzanni.org. Pier 29, Embarcadero (at Battery).
Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding: Be a part of the wedding reception at this interactive show. Thursdays-Saturdays, www.pier39shows.com. Theatre 39 at Pier 39, 2 Beach (Beach & Embarcadero).
Twilight Zone: The Plays, Season V: Through April 20, 8 p.m., $15. Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission (at 18th St.), 401-7987, www.darkroomsf.com.
Whistle Down the Wind: Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical about a stranger claiming to be Jesus Christ. Through April 20. Curran Theatre, 445 Geary (at Taylor), 551-2000.
Xerxes: Opera about the private life of the king of Persia. Through April 12. de Young Museum, 50 Hagiwara Tea Garden (at JFK), 863-3330, www.thinker.org.