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Attending open-air summer music events has universal hazards, from scorching sun and drunken lunkheads to the abject horror of overflowing Porta Pottis. San Francisco also offers the oddly nonsummer twist of absurdly broad temperature variables, as well as the possibility of pea-soup fog and gale-force gusts. When venturing out to Golden Gate Park to take in a little music or perhaps some renegade dancing, you might want to consider packing a parka.
There's no shortage of fun, outdoorsy musical stuff coming up this summer, from the SF Mime Troupe's perennial performances in city parks to all-day festivals and guerrilla dance parties. So here are some helpful hints for maximizing your S.F. summer sonic experience.
Dress for the occasion.
As already mentioned, the unpredictability of the local weather makes this a dicey decision, especially if there's any chance you're staying out after dark. Temps can drop more than 20 degrees after the sun goes down, and if the city's infamous winds are in full effect, it can be bone-chillingly brisk. Best advice: Pack layers, especially if your destination is someplace westward like Stern Grove.
Tote a wad of cash.
The cost of essentials like water and food at any event will probably range from moderately ridiculous to highway robbery, and when those fascistic affairs won't let you bring your own grub past the entrance gate, you're gonna have to pay for your sustenance. In addition, such limited-edition desirables as T-shirts and other merch usually require a fistful of green. Some vendors might take plastic, but let's see you buy a $9 kebab with anything other than cash.
Pack a survival kit of essentials.
In addition to the aforementioned cash and clothing, consider such fundamentals as water, snacks and beverages, sunscreen, a hat, vitamins and/or Emergen-C, toilet paper, sunglasses, and earplugs. Oh, and throw some condoms in there, if you're looking to get lucky.
Bring the right attitude.
People respond much more positively to someone with a big smile than to a surly self-centered turd who just cut in front of them. Be polite, and counter the negatroids with niceness. You'd be surprised how well that works. If you're going to be negotiating crowds at a street fair or packed-out festival, know your maximum mob tolerance and plan accordingly.
Whether you're imbibing recreational substances or dancing in the hot sun, it's probably best to take it easy and go for the long haul. Not only is passing out in the middle of the afternoon unattractive and dumb, it also often means you'll be missing out on the headlining artist you came to see.
Now that we've covered the basics, here are some pleasurable ways to apply your new-found summer skillz
Stern Grove Festival
One of San Francisco's most beloved traditions is this long-running free concert series in a bucolic grove off Sloat Boulevard at 19th Avenue, where anything goes weatherwise, from frigid fog to megasun. Upcoming shows include Alonzo King's Lines Ballet (featuring the legendary Pharoah Sanders) on July 20, and a veritable poi-fest called One Hawai'i on Aug. 10. You're strongly advised to get there way before the 2 p.m. start time and to bring something to sit on. www.sterngrove.org.
Fillmore Jazz Festival
Saturday, July 5, and Sunday, July 6, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. If you aren't afraid of crowds, join 90,000 of your fellow humans on Fillmore for the largest gratis jazz festival on the West Coast. With three stages of first-rate music and plenty of distractions in between, plan on killing a few hours.
Yerba Buena Gardens Festival
Through October 26, this urban oasis adjacent to Yerba Buena Center is hosting all kinds of pan-cultural musical treats, from a Japanese music festival on Aug. 14 to the hip-hop of Bayonics on Sept. 11. The downtown location is the perfect place for spending a sunny afternoon. www.ybgf.org.
Dancing al fresco
Since 2005, Mission resident Amandeep Jawa has been doing dance flash mobs, where he shows up at various city locations with a portable sound system. Of late, he's taken to biking his porta-party around town on the back of his three-wheeled "Trikeasaurus." Deep, as he likes to be called, busts out the crowd-pleasing party music, from Jackson Five and Madonna to heavy funk and the latest hip-hop hits. Sign up at www.deeptrouble.com/flashdance. In fact, there are a herd of amateur impresarios of the ad hoc outdoor dance party working local parks. Try Craigslist or The Squid List for hot tips, or wander around until you hear the sounds.
The Tidal Wave 11
Holy hellhounds: The weekend of July 5 and 6 sees a free heavy music festival at one of San Francisco's best-kept secrets, the Jerry Garcia Amphitheater in McLaren Park, from noon to 6 p.m. both days. There will be some 14 bands, including big names like Exodus and Hirax, and others with totally awesome names like Agenda of Swine and Zombie Holocaust. Visit www.thetidalwave.org. The amphitheater also hosts Jerry Day on Aug. 3 to honor its namesake.
North Beach Jazz Fest
Monday, July 21-Sunday, July 27. Some 100-plus artists perform in various North Beach locales over the course of a week. www.nbjazzfest.com.