|
Text Size: A A A
A Quick BuckRelated ContentMore AboutA quiet voice comes from the cowboy slumped against the arena fence: "Is my head okay?" he asks the doctor. In the Professional Bull Riders Web site video, Colby Yates has just been bucked off Commotion, a furious bovine with the size and sweetness of a Porta Potti packed with muscle and blood. The clip shows that Yates' head did turn out to be okay, and he survived the U.S. Border Patrol Invitational. Take a minute to process all the information in the preceding sentence; there's a "PBR" joke in there somewhere. Then consider that Commotion has a buckoff percentage of only 85.71. At the all-bull-riding-all-the-time Out of the Chute Invitational, the cowboys straddling their large enemies and holding on with one hand for glory include three Codys, two Dustins, and a Dusty. If theyre unlucky, they might get saddled with the unridable, 100 percent buckoff-rated Bo's Excuse or Cochise.
Show Comments (0)
more by
Write Your Comment*indicates required fields. Please enable browser cookies before filling out this form. All reader comments are subject to our Terms of Use. By clicking Add Comment, you acknowledge that you have reviewed and agree to these Terms. Comments may take a few minutes to process and appear on the site. Please do not click the "Add Comment" button again while your comment is being added. Most …
SF Weekly on Digg© 2010 SF Weekly, LP, All rights reserved.
|