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By Hiya Swanhuyser
Published on September 27, 2008 at 4:24am
California runs into her two ex-boyfriends, the San Andreas and Hayward faults. There's tension, and then they double-team her: This is one of many geological sex puns in Tenaya Rocks, a cabaret starring Tenaya Hurst and a couple of boys. Rocks (hard), volcanoes (exploding), subduction (one goes down); many elements of geology get the dirty-song-and-slutty-dance treatment. Hurst stalks the stage (which is bare but for a bed) wearing fishnets and black silk tap panties, so when she winds up for the big joke about tectonic plate boundary movement, you know where she's going. "The first kind is convergent: Coming together." Tee hee!
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