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By SF Weekly Staff

Published on September 30, 2008 at 2:59pm

If you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be...

MAYOR GAVIN NEWSOM:
Flag Cobra Palin

WILLIE BROWN:
Dust Chinstrap Palin

HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI:
Slap Spear Palin

SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN:
Taupe Armageddon Palin

AUTHOR DANIELLE STEEL:
Shot Corrugated Palin

Source: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator (http://politsk.blogspot.com)