Killer Frog Found in GG Park
By Erin Sherbert
State Cracks Down on Ridesharing Services Again
By Rachel Swan
Poll Reveals Americans Are Completely Sick of Hipsters
Food Handler Diagnosed With Typhoid Fever
Oakland Is Officially More Exciting Than San Francisco
Assault on Devil's Slide
By Albert Samaha
Local Dudes Get Dumb On BART
Insanely Wealthy Bay Area Town Sends Obama Bill For His Visit
Our Affordable Housing Plan: Move to Oakland.
Energy: Turbines powered by one of San Francisco's greatest natural resources — sanctimoniousness. One issue of the Bay Guardian could power the Tenderloin for a month. Two months, if it has a guest editorial by Chris Daly.
Energy, Pt. II: In addition to using used grease from restaurants to power Muni buses, also salvage used grease from Gavin Newsom's hair.
Muni: Increase ridership with "Throw Momma From the Train Tuesdays" promotion.
Homelessness: Start a rumor that Berkeley has an extra cigarette.
Childhood Obesity: 8 a.m. dodgeball sessions with Coach Chris Daly.
Crime: Here's a radical idea — actually solve homicides.
Gay Marriage: If Prop. 8 wins, secede from the United States and declare ourselves the independent nation of Homoslavia or Lesbianastan.
The Economy: Encourage people to eat out with a burrito-focused stimulus package in which residents get a free meal at El Farolito paid for by the city. (Sorry, guac is still extra.)
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