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By Hiya Swanhuyser
Published on November 14, 2008 at 4:25am
Blurring the line between legitimate cinema and pornography, Ali Joone's Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge has a trailer that could fool you: It doesn't show any sex. If it weren't for the one blonde who can't act, you might think it was just a nice-looking Pirates of the Caribbean rip-off. But it is porn. And you may have suspected this already, but it's not just any type of porn, it's pirate porn. Call us naïve, but we thought pirate porn was just something costume dorks wished they could watch, not a living, panting genre of adult film. At the Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge screening this evening, the gallery offers free popcorn and beer as well as a chance to be cast in an upcoming Madison Young production, if your sexy pirate outfit is sexy-pirate enough.
Sat., Nov. 22, 8 p.m., 2008
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