16th Annual Kung Pao Kosher Comedy: Jewish comedy and Chinese food. Dec. 24-27. New Asia Restaurant, 772 Pacific (at Grant), 522-3737.
BATS: Sunday Players: Each week Bay Area Theatresports players pit their improv work against all comers as the audience votes them off one by one until the winner stands alone on the stage. Sundays, 7 p.m., $5-$8, www.improv.org. Bayfront Theater, Fort Mason, Bldg. B, Marina & Buchanan, 474-8935.
Beach Blanket Babylon: A North Beach perennial featuring crazy hats, media personality caricatures, a splash of romance, and little substance. $25-$65, www.beachblanketbabylon.com. Club Fugazi, 678 Green (at Powell), 421-4222.