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By SF Weekly Staff
Published on January 27, 2009 at 2:54pm
The San Francisco Chronicle is celebrating its 144th year, and says it will have 144 "surprises" for readers. What will some of them be? Here are our predictions.
• 144 layoffs
• C.W. Nevius is irradiated at a planning committee meeting, gets super powers
• The Sporting Green returns, but this time is made from hemp
• Repurchase the Examiner and name it the Chronicle again for old time's sake
• Give editor-at-large Phil Bronstein a new, even less meaningful title
• Fact checking
• Home delivery now done by strippers
• Conservative columnist Debra Saunders finally admits to having a crush on Obama
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