Beat the Crabs!

The San Francisco 49ers crack heads. What about crabs? They’ll bust ’em up, what the hell, as part of the Celebrity Crab Festival, under the watchful eye of expert chefs from local restaurants. Expect to hear this: “Middle linebacker! You’ve completely destroyed the carapace!” After the lesson, a bunch of hotshots square off for a crab-cracking contest, just like they do in cute little towns such as Point Arena. The team’s Gold Rush cheerleaders complete the rosy picture, along with you eating the day’s catch.
Sat., Feb. 28, noon, 2009

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