Receive Weekly Email and Text Message Updates:
Sign up for latest info on concerts, dining, promotions and more!
Go!

Related Stories ...

Most Popular

National Features >

  • Broward-Palm Beach New Times

    Freeze Frame

    A visit to the strange and wonderful world of Vanilla Ice.

    By Michael J. Mooney

  • Miami New Times

    Young Blood

    As the Supreme Court considers whether to ban life sentences for juveniles, it should remember the evil deeds of Dewayne Pinacle.

    By Tim Elfrink

  • Riverfront Times

    Cannonball Re-Run

    A screwball crew of gearheads retool outlaw cross-country car racing.

    By Nicholas Phillips

  • Houston Press

    The Idiot's Guide to Smoking Pot

    Lesson one: Do not eat your weed in front of a cop.

    By John Nova Lomax

Two Lovers

Share

  • rss

By Ella Taylor

Published on February 27, 2009 at 4:52am

If Joaquin Phoenix, who plays a lovelorn bachelor in James Gray's Two Lovers, were 12 years old, the movie might make a touching romantic drama for tweens. Not that adults don't regress madly under the pressure of hopeless infatuation. But though Two Lovers is based on a Dostoevsky story, Gray's lack of interpretive distance from his subject, coupled with extreme overacting from his lead actor, results in melodrama that sits up and begs to be farce. As Leonard, a jilted thirtysomething who's moved back in with his Brighton Beach Jewish parents (Isabella Rossellini and Moni Moshonov), Phoenix lays on the pimply-youth body language so thick that it wouldn't be surprising to see him twitch at his underpants. This shambling mama's boy quickly becomes irresistible to two luscious beauties from opposite ends of his comfort zone: nice Jewish girl Sandra (Vinessa Shaw) and shiksa Michelle (Gwyneth Paltrow), a neurotic tease who summons him to nocturnal rooftop summits about the uneven progress of her affair with a married man. What follows is a clumsy stab at Vertigolaced with bits of Marty. What you make of Leonard's behavior at the end of Two Lovers may depend on whether you read It's a Wonderful Life as the uplifting tale of a depressive redeemed from suicide, or the tragedy of a man who gave up adventure for a domestic cocoon.
Feb. 27-April 30, 2009