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A Walk in the Park

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By Hiya Swanhuyser

Published on April 10, 2009 at 4:21am

In case you haven't made your big Earth Day plans yet — wait, what? You forgot it was Earth Day? Bad girl! As penance, you have to attend the Earth Stroll at one of our most spectacularly pretty parks. Prance around the marshy shorebird hangout, participate in the cute activity stations, and make yourself a kite to fly. It'll be tough, but you can do it. Ride bikes, eat snackies, get barefoot, do "eco-games," and you'll remember how much you love your beautiful, delicate Mother. Next year, Earth Day will be in its rightful place at the center of your social calendar.
Sat., April 18, 10 a.m., 2009