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Published on June 05, 2009 at 4:21am
Remember the sassy fad among 12-year-olds of forming a W with the fingers? Stood for “whatEVER?” This is how we feel about intense athletes, especially the people who make the Escape from Alcatraz Triathlon one of the most popular such torture sessions in the country. They are teh crazzeee, as the new sassy fad of LOLcats would have it. However, they and it are very beautiful, and we have nothing bratty to say about hauling a make-Martha-proud picnic out to the municipal grounds and ogling. From such a vantage point, audiences can expect to view the beginning and end of the swimming section, as well as the ultimate finish line.
Sun., June 14, 11 a.m., 2009
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