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Some topics we'd like to see on Billy and Peter Getty's blog

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By Staff, SF Weekly

Published on June 29, 2009 at 3:21pm

A couple of weeks ago, rich kids Billy and Peter Getty launched a blog about what it's like to be insanely wealthy, "What the Butler Didn't See," on the Chronicle's Web site. Despite all the trash talk that ensued, we kinda like the Getty boys' shtick. Here are some topics our fave oil heirs can blog about in the future.

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• We have an opening for a friend! Please send résumés to the Chron. No phone calls, please.