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By Benjamin Wachs
Published on July 27, 2009 at 2:03pm
Supervisor Chris Daly announced this week that he has purchased a home in Fairfield, where his family will live. Why has he made this decision?
• Doesn't want his kids to turn out like his constituents
• Needs to protect his family from his enemies among the housing activists
• Felt his interests were poorly represented by Chris Daly
• Hey, he dropped out of Duke, too
• Fairfield offers diversity that San Francisco lacks
• Finally, he can get away from the incessant tabloid reporting of Fog City Journal
• One homeless man in a drug-induced haze crapping on the sidewalk too many
• This way he can contribute personally to San Francisco's tourism economy
• Wants to live someplace where his vote against Gavin Newsom will count
• Mandatory composting? Screw that!
• Thinks Fairfield can be made shittier
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