By Joseph Geha
By Jonathan Kiefer
By Katie Tandy
By Mollie McWilliams
By Jennifer Baires
By Jonathan Curiel
By Sherilyn Connelly
Beach Blanket Babylon: A North Beach perennial featuring crazy hats, media personality caricatures, a splash of romance, and little substance. Now with Rod Blagojevich! Wednesdays, Thursdays, 8 p.m.; Saturdays, 6:30 & 9:30 p.m.; Sundays, 2 & 5 p.m.; Fridays, 6:30 p.m., $25-$80, www.beachblanketbabylon.com. Club Fugazi, 678 Green (at Powell), 421-4222.
Big City Improv: Actors take audience suggestions and create comedy from nothing. Fridays, 10 p.m., $15-$20, www.bigcityimprov.com. Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 882-9100, www.sheltontheater.com.
Brain-Dead Alive: The Primitive Screwheads bring the blood. Sat., Oct. 24; Thu., Oct. 29; Fri., Oct. 30; Sat., Oct. 31. Great Star Theater, 630 Jackson (at Kearny).
Breve: An abbreviated version of Under the Gypsy Moon, for lunch. Saturdays. Continues through Nov. 21, $73-$94. Teatro ZinZanni, Piers 27 and 29 (Embarcadero & Battery), 438-2668, www.zinzanni.org.
Creature: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein from the perspective of the monster. Starting Oct. 23, Thursdays-Sundays. Continues through Nov. 7, www.blackboxtheatre.com. The Thick House, 1695 18th St. (at Arkansas), 401-8081, www.thickhouse.org.
The Future Project: Sunday Will Come: A collaboration between Sean San Jose and dancer Erika Chong Shuch, among others. Through Nov. 7, 8 p.m., $15-$25. Intersection for the Arts, 446 Valencia (at 15th St.), 626-3311, www.theintersection.org.
Hamlet: Performance by the San Francisco Shakespeare Festival; actors discuss the production afterward. Sat., Oct. 24, 2 p.m. Glen Park Branch Library, 2825 Diamond (at Bosworth), 355-2858, sfpl.lib.ca.us.
Hasheesh Eater: Fritz Hugh Ludlow's play set in old San Francisco. Fridays-Sundays. Continues through Oct. 31, www.sfbuffoons.com. Mama Calizo's Voice Factory, 1519 Mission (at Van Ness), 690-9410, www.voicefactorysf.org.
Heidi Chronicles: Wendy Wasserstein's award-winning play. Thursdays-Sundays. Continues through Oct. 24. The Next Stage, 1620 Gough (at Bush), 333-6389.
Her Naked Skin: A performance by the A.C.T. Master of Fine Arts Program. Wednesdays-Sundays. Continues through Oct. 31. Zeum Theater, 221 Fourth St. (at Howard), 820-3320, www.zeum.org/visitor/zeumTheater.html.
Hold Me Closer Tiny Dionysus: A retelling of Euripides' The Bacchae, with Ms. Trixxie Carr. Thursdays-Saturdays. Continues through Oct. 24. Mama Calizo's Voice Factory, 1519 Mission (at Van Ness), 690-9410, www.voicefactorysf.org.
I Heart Hamas: Tragicomic solo show by Jennifer Jajeh, about the Middle East. Thursdays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. Continues through Oct. 24, $20, www.ihearthamas.com. Off-Market Theater, 965 Mission (at Fifth St.), 820-1656, www.cafearts.com/offmarkettheaters.
I Prefer Fur: Victoria Doggett's play about a man, a woman, and a cat. Sun., Oct. 25; Sun., Nov. 1; Sun., Nov. 8; Sun., Nov. 15. Off-Market Theater, 965 Mission (at Fifth St.), 820-1656, www.cafearts.com/offmarkettheaters.
International Czech Theater Festival: Visiting Czechs join the Flying Actor Studio for new physical theater. Oct. 21-28, $15-$35. The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750, www.themarsh.org.
Little Dog Laughed: Douglas Carter Beane comedy, directed by Ed Decker. Wednesdays-Sundays. Continues through Nov. 8. New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972, www.nctcsf.org.
Monday Night Marsh: On select Mondays a different lineup of musicians, actors, performance artists, and others takes the stage at this regular event that's hosted local celebs like Josh Kornbluth and Marga Gomez in the past; see www.themarsh.org for a lineup of future shows. Mondays, $7. The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750, www.themarsh.org.
Mrs. Whitney: John Kolvenbach's comedy about heartbreak. Oct. 21-Nov. 22. Magic Theatre, Fort Mason, Bldg. D, Marina & Buchanan, 441-8822, www.magictheatre.org.
New Works at the Marines: The first show in the ongoing series is Rick Reynolds' Love, God, Sex (and other stuff I don't have). Mondays, Tuesdays. Continues through Nov. 17. Marines Memorial Theater, 609 Sutter (at Mason), 771-6900, www.marinesmemorialtheatre.com.
Night of the Living Artist: A benefit for Climate Theater with a host of performers, including John Gilkey, Tim Barsky, The Miscreants Cabaret, and Pi Clowns. Sat., Oct. 24, 9 p.m., $20. Climate Theater, 285 Ninth St. (at Folsom), 263-0830, www.climatetheater.com.
Not a Genuine Black Man: Brian Copeland's solo show opens once again. Fridays, Saturdays. Continues through Nov. 22. Off-Market Theater, 965 Mission (at Fifth St.), 820-1656, www.cafearts.com/offmarkettheaters.
Point Break Live!: The boys are back in town again. Starting Oct. 23, Fridays, Saturdays, 9 p.m. Continues through May 1, www.pointbreaklivesf.com. Metreon, 101 Fourth St. (at Mission), 369-6000, www.westfield.com/metreon.
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