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By Benjamin Wachs
Published on November 09, 2009 at 2:37pm
Now that San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has ended his campaign for governor, what are his top priorities for his last two years in office?
• Go to Hawaii
• Stop endorsing Clintons
• Tell the homeless to go connect themselves
• Have his autobiography written by an intern
• Make his accountability matrix 30 percent more accountable
• Personally inspect every San Franciscan's compost bin
• Find his newborn daughter a lucrative spot on the Human Rights Commission
• Take credit for something funny Tom Ammiano said
• Make a list of all the people who didn't support his candidacy, check it twice
• Give his next State of the City address on Twitter
• Tap that
• Add musical guests to his radio show
• Develop the shit out of downtown
• Make the only logical choice for a politician without a future: become mayor of Oakland
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