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Ghost Stories: Scams Targeting S.F.'s Cantonese Community Reveal the Terrible Power of Belief
By Albert Samaha
We have a lot to be thankful for this year. Some of us more than others. Some not at all. What kind of turkey are we eating for Thanksgiving?
Mayor Gavin Newsom: Aloha turkey with humble pie
Oakland Mayor Ron "Tax Cheat" Dellums: Chicken Top Ramen turkey
Bay Bridge S-curve: Turkey truck
Giants' pitcher Tim Lincecum: Humboldt turkey with marijuana stuffing and bongwater soup
Tenderloin junkie: Syringe of tryptophan
Barry Bonds: Giant turkey fed with human growth hormones
Mission hipster: Horrible traditional turkey with lame family in stupid suburbs
Supervisor Chris Daly of Fairfield: Horrible traditional turkey with lame family in stupid suburbs
Bernie Ward: Turkey sandwich with a side of someone shoving his face into a pillow at lights-out
Former Supervisor Aaron "Drunk Dialing" Peskin: Cold turkey
Guy who owns a pot house: Whatever's rolling around in the 7-Eleven hot box
Bruce Brugmann: Turkey stuffed with hot air and a side of shut the fuck up
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