The Worst-Run Big City in the U.S.

Spend more. Get less. We’re the city that knows how.

Despite its good intentions, San Francisco is not leading the country in gay marriage. Despite its good intentions, it is not stopping wars. Despite its spending more money per capita on homelessness than any comparable city, its homeless problem is worse than any comparable city's. Despite its spending more money per capita, period, than almost any city in the nation, San Francisco has poorly managed, budget-busting capital projects, overlapping social programs no one is certain are working, and a transportation system where the only thing running ahead of schedule is the size of its deficit.

It's time to face facts: San Francisco is spectacularly mismanaged and arguably the worst-run big city in America. This year's city budget is an astonishing $6.6 billion — more than twice the budget for the entire state of Idaho — for roughly 800,000 residents. Yet despite that stratospheric amount, San Francisco can't point to progress on many of the social issues it spends liberally to tackle — and no one is made to answer when the city comes up short.

The city's ineptitude is no secret. "I have never heard anyone, even among liberals, say, 'If only [our city] could be run like San Francisco,'" says urbanologist Joel Kotkin. "Even other liberal places wouldn't put up with the degree of dysfunction they have in San Francisco. In Houston, the exact opposite of San Francisco, I assume you'd get shot."

Who is to blame for this city's wretched state of affairs? Yomi Agunbiade, that's who. Metaphorically, that is.

An engineer by trade, Agunbiade was appointed by Mayor Gavin Newsom to head the San Francisco Recreation and Park Department in 2004. Even before Agunbiade's tenure, Rec and Park was the department other city departments pointed and laughed at — but under Agunbiade, it became Amy Poehler funny.

During his reign, an audit revealed, rec centers frequently didn't open, because staff simply didn't show up — and the department had no process to do anything about it. Good news: New rec centers were slated to open. Bad news: Agunbiade's department had no plan for how to staff them. But that wasn't enough to cost Agunbiade his job.

When the city controller's office made the common-sense recommendation that groundskeepers ought to be where they were assigned to be when they're supposed to be there, Agunbiade fought them on it for three years. Running a department where no one knows where anyone is — and no one even wants to know? Not a problem.

Then a report by the city's budget analyst found massive fiscal mismanagement at the Marina Yacht Harbor, which is run by Rec and Park. Perhaps so much money wouldn't have gone unaccounted for, the audit suggested, if the department had installed a cash register. Still, not a problem for Agunbiade. Other reports exposed one organizational or fiscal snafu after another, but his position was secure. In San Francisco, running a city department like a Franz Kafka nightmare doesn't cost a decisionmaker his job.

Then, in July 2008, we apparently discovered what does. Rec and Park spokeswoman Rose Dennis claimed that Agunbiade had been sexually and religiously harassing her for years, and produced letters he'd sent to her home as evidence. She confirmed to SF Weekly that Agunbiade's letters urged her to stop wearing revealing clothes so that she could get right with Jesus. Though she didn't release the letters publicly, Dennis did bring them to the city attorney's office — which determined that this could turn into a messy lawsuit.

Agunbiade was subsequently called in to chat with Newsom. The conversation between the mayor-who-slept-with-his-appointments-secretary and the department-head-accused-of-sexually-and-religiously-harassing-his-spokeswoman (in writing!) must have been one for the ages. Whatever was said, the outcome was this: Agunbiade resigned not long after, and Dennis this year received a $91,000 settlement from the city.

Minus the alleged harassment, city government is filled with Yomi Agunbiades — and they're hardly ever disciplined, let alone fired. When asked, former Board of Supervisors President Aaron Peskin couldn't remember the last time a higher-up in city government was removed for incompetence. "There must have been somebody," he said at last, vainly searching for a name.

Accordingly, millions of taxpayer dollars are wasted on good ideas that fail for stupid reasons, and stupid ideas that fail for good reasons, and hardly anyone is taken to task.

The intrusion of politics into government pushes the city to enter long-term labor contracts it obviously can't afford, and no one is held accountable. A belief that good intentions matter more than results leads to inordinate amounts of government responsibility being shunted to nonprofits whose only documented achievement is to lobby the city for money. Meanwhile, piles of reports on how to remedy these problems go unread. There's no outrage, and nobody is disciplined, so things don't get fixed.

San Francisco is the city that simply will not hold itself accountable.


Here are a few examples of the best of San Francisco at its worst.

Finding books in the library is easy: There are logical, organized systems in place. Finding where the money to build libraries went — that's hard. Last year, the Civil Grand Jury could not find — we reiterate, could not find — up-to-date budget numbers for the city's Branch Library Improvement Program. The numbers that were available aren't pretty: Voters approved a $106 million bond in 2000 to rebuild 19 libraries, and $28 million more was ponied up by the state and private donors. That money was spent without a coherent building plan being formulated between the Library Commission and Department of Public Works — leading to such large cost overruns and long delays that the commission abandoned five of the projects. In 2007, the city went back to the voters, asking for another $50 million for libraries — without publicizing that this would fund the five unfinished projects voters had already paid for. Voters approved it. After all, who doesn't like libraries?

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  • Guest 09/13/2011 11:58:00 PM

    Every voter in San Francisco needs to read this before the next election...

  • 09/08/2011 2:04:00 PM

    Is this the guy that had the idea to turn Dolores Park into a mall? If so, he's a moron

  • Atlas 08/24/2011 8:23:00 PM

    @Tonynot66 Sounds very Ayn Rand, and Atlas Shrugged influenced, though perhaps you've just come to the same conclusion as her, but yes - spot on. Their concern is of "Public Welfare" though they never truly identify what or who this "public" is. You're right, they're concerned about the image of "caring" and "equality," though eventually, it will all collapse - as that is all it is, an image. We can hope that the "public" they speak of will see the truth before the tower falls, but I'm not so naive as to think they will. Most don't realize that eventually, this "redistribution" of wealth, in systems like welfare, etc.. will leave everyone with nothing, and we will be in a worse - far worse - situation than we are today. Places that focus on these policies are a prime example. Though the people in charge like to tell us that these systems are working, that people are happier and more productive than they were before - no matter how untrue. The Status Quo must remain as it is. Which is all bullshit, I mean look at the senators and representatives that vote for these policies, they're richer, both in "friends" and money than most anybody else. So I leave you with this. What happened to the days where being a representative of government was a patriotic duty, a rational conclusion be it - literally a normal everyday american, and not a "profession" - a celebrity position, if you will?

  • 03/12/2011 8:41:00 PM

    You sure are an expert on what liberals think and believe.

  • 01/18/2011 12:55:00 AM

    Bravo! or Brava! ; as appropriate...

  • Tonynot66 01/06/2011 9:29:00 PM

    Funny how lefties smell a conspiracy by Evil Nasty Republicans behind any and all criticism of their beloved liberal paradise. More proof positive of the rampant narcissism of self-proclaimed "progressives"...

  • Tonynot66 01/06/2011 3:18:00 PM

    San Francisco is screwed up thanks to two character traits of narcissistic liberals. First of all, liberals believe it is their anointed duty to save the planet from the rest of the unwashed masses. Administering a city and handling the mundane tasks of fixing the streets, taking out the garbage, and getting the buses to run on time has no appeal to them. Instead, they spend their time and effort on pushing gay/lesbian rights, issuing statements about Palestine or Iraq or Myanmar, and campaigning against box store and junk food.Their agenda is about imposing their vision on others, not concentrating on the tasks that they were elected/appointed to do. Secondly, liberals believe that stated good intentions are more important than actual results. They want to be judged on how they project their "caring" and "compassionate" image w/r/t the homeless, poor, and people of color. Whether their policies actually HELP the same homeless, poor, and people of color or not is of secondary importance, and they don't view it as "fair" to be held responsible or accountable for the consequences of their own policies. Liberals have made a mess of just about every major city in the US where they have been elected. This will only stop when people understand the real motives of liberals...

 
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