Theres no reason to put this gently: Woo at the Zoo is about animals screwing. The idea is, you go to the zoo, eat a romantic meal (beef tenderloin and herbed couscous for dinner, French toast and maple sausage for brunch) listen to Jane Tollini give a presentation on animal mating, then go home and
cue the Barry White. Your mind might, however, fixate on what male Baboons to do female Baboons for -- what? -- like several days. Or the thirty-minute pig orgasm. Or the 8-foot Blue whale penis. Or any number of things that seemed fine to ponder during the event but are now horrifying. You can always snuggle.
Sat., Feb. 13, 6 p.m.; Sun., Feb. 14, 6 p.m.; Mon., Feb. 15, 11 a.m., 2010