List: New ways to elect S.F.'s leaders

Political interest groups have recently discussed replacing San Francisco district elections with a new system for selecting city supervisors. What are some other ways of selecting our city officials?

• Voting will be replaced by a Facebook quiz

• There's no need for elections, since nobody really lives here anymore

• Slam-dunk contest

• Just Google "San Francisco city supervisor." Whoever comes up is in charge

• Scavenger hunt

• Forget it. We'll cancel the city and split the $6.5 billion budget among ourselves

• Cage match

• We'll finally admit that the tourists are running things

• Whoever stops the war in Iraq wins

• If we just discuss this long enough, we'll come to a consensus

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