"I'm sure she had a lot to say," I noted, gesturing to the Hooters gal. Thus set off a volley of conversation about Ozzy Osbourne's Birmingham accent and why I should attend Wimbledon just once in my life. In five minutes we covered everything. The talk came fast and easy. We laughed, we cried.

I realized that dating is a hindrance to good conversation. Both parties are usually too self-conscious. I suppose that's why God created second dates. Though it was early, I asked for the tab and told my Mexican companion I had to go. We made plans to see a movie next time.

I walked out down Columbus, the street named for a jerk.

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