List: Zoned for porn use

Four top officials in the city's planning department could lose their jobs after circulating porn on their office computers for years. Why did this happen?

You try planning without getting aroused

• They thought this was what you did in the Newsom administration

• Porn is fun, zoning codes aren't

• Human resources accidentally sent staffers Edward Penishands instead of sexual harassment training video

• It's the Internet's fault

• They were trying to support local businesses

• In San Francisco, staring at porn actually counts as professional development

• Um ... um ... "sex positive." Yeah!

• It's a recession, so their budget for hookers got cut

• You think that's bad? You should see what Chris Daly keeps in his office

 
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