List: S.F. bans water, pets, and ... LOLcats?

Bottled water and the sale of animals in pet stores are just two of the things the city of San Francisco is considering banning for the greater good. What else might San Francisco ban?

• Pension reform

• Things that look like guns

• The 49ers

• LOLcats

• Humor that is not empowering

• Sex that doesn't offend the Midwest

• Things that are labeled "organic," but aren't organic enough for us

• Books: We all know they're going to die out eventually anyway

• Intolerance

• Straight white guys

• Gendered pronouns

• Coffee beans without a romantic origin story