Bottled water and the sale of animals in pet stores are just two of the things the city of San Francisco is considering banning for the greater good. What else might San Francisco ban?
Things that look like guns
Humor that is not empowering
Sex that doesn't offend the Midwest
Things that are labeled "organic," but aren't organic enough for us
Books: We all know they're going to die out eventually anyway
Straight white guys
Coffee beans without a romantic origin story