This week, many San Franciscans have left the city to go to the Nevada desert and attend Burning Man. What are they doing there?
Making the difficult choice, each moment, between looking at art or naked people
Sitting in 100-degree heat, choking on the dust from a sudden windstorm, and running out of water, just like last year
Judging each other not by the color of their skin but by the quality of their costumes
Pretending to enjoy themselves
Raising global consciousness
Falling in love with someone named GlitterPeaches
Lecturing other Burners about how they're not radically self-expressive enough
Trying to get away from the incessant techno music
Being completely environmentally conscious, except for the part where 50,000 people use millions of tons of fossil fuel to go to a party
Saying "Ooh, fire!" a lot
Taking themselves much more seriously than you would expect, under the circumstances
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