Signs you are a bad cop
The San Francisco Police Department is reviewing the backgrounds of police officers to see whether they have problems that would prevent them from testifying in cases. If you are a cop in San Francisco, here are some potential issues that might be problematic.
You abuse the "free doughnut" privilege
You've used the "I meant to fire my Taser" excuse a dozen times already
Dirty Harry is your professional role model
You think Dan White got a raw deal
Your hobbies include setting things that belong to your ex-wife on fire
You commit more crimes than you stop
You use the evidence room for recreational purposes
Your nickname is "Shooter"
You consistently refuse to be the Gavin's wingman when you're on mayoral security detail
You've illegally rigged the electrical box on your growhouse