List: Signs you are a bad cop

The San Francisco Police Department is reviewing the backgrounds of police officers to see whether they have problems that would prevent them from testifying in cases. If you are a cop in San Francisco, here are some potential issues that might be problematic.

• You abuse the "free doughnut" privilege

• You've used the "I meant to fire my Taser" excuse a dozen times already

Dirty Harry is your professional role model

• You think Dan White got a raw deal

• Your hobbies include setting things that belong to your ex-wife on fire

• You commit more crimes than you stop

• You use the evidence room for recreational purposes

• Your nickname is "Shooter"

• You consistently refuse to be the Gavin's wingman when you're on mayoral security detail

• You've illegally rigged the electrical box on your growhouse

 
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