List: What will President Obama's new political group accomplish in S.F.?

President Barack Obama's political group, Organizing for America, opened its first San Francisco office last week. What does it hope to accomplish in San Francisco?

• Raise awareness that there is a President Obama

• Finally destroy the Green Party once and for all

• Constantly remind Gavin Newsom that he campaigned for Hillary Clinton

• Watch Nancy Pelosi in case she makes any sudden moves

• Meet hippie chicks

• Issue thoughtful press releases on Eric Mar's proposal to ban toys from Happy Meals

• Really enjoy the cultural scene: Maybe take in a leather festival

• See whether anybody here wants to keep the Republicans from taking control of Congress

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