Now that her reign as Speaker of the House is ending, what is Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi's next move?
Run for San Francisco mayor, just like everyone else
Resign from Congress to be a homemaker, so that Republicans will complain about her lousy San Francisco homemaking
Move up to a plum position as the Speaker of Waffle House
Ritual suicide, as the progressives demand
Use her last days as Speaker to promote her hip-hop album
Collect on every last chit Gavin Newsom owes her
Become a lobbyist: That's where the money is
A reality TV show filmed by her daughter
Return to her birthplace in Kenya — a fact that was carefully hidden from the American public as part of a vast Islamic conspiracy the Tea Party hasn't figured out yet
Since one defeat is not enough, run for Democratic Minority Leader
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