The process for picking the interim mayor - done in Shakespearean rhyme

Supervisor Chris Daly:
Round about the crockpot go
In the gnarly organics throw
Soup in bowl of sourdough
Hair ripp'd from bear in the Castro
Can you get 'em in Fairfield? I think not.
Toss those first in the fucking pot

All Supervisors:
Double, double, lawyers and muddle
Gavin's gone — progressives huddle!
Supervisor John Avalos:
AT&T Park garlic fries
In the crockpot, there it lies
Willie's hat, Clint Reilly's cash
Dump in Aaron Peskin's stash
The Rally Thong — bring it forthwith
What the hell — throw in Alex Smith!
For a progressive with motives ulterior
I think we'll need Tom Ammiano's gay posterior

All Supervisors:
Double, double, lawyers and muddle
Gavin's gone — progressives huddle!

Supervisor David Campos:
Behold our creation! By my authority
We'll wield the might of a progressive majority
Liver of organizer, SEIU
Kaffiyeh scarf and huarache shoe
Happy Meal toy of a whiner youthful
You're too fat, kid, lemme be truthful
Add Tabasco until the potion's hot
We're brewing a mayor in the pot

All Supervisors:
Double, double, lawyers and muddle
Gavin's gone — progressives huddle!

Supervisor Chris Daly:
Cool it with some free-trade chai
The charm is firm and it gets you high

 
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