List: How S.F. will pick its mayor
This week, the Board of Supervisors formally began picking a mayor to serve out the rest of Gavin Newsom's term. How will the board make its selection?
• Whoever comes up with the craziest thing to ban next wins
• Cage match
• They will use a complicated mathematical formula to determine who will piss off Gavin Newsom and Chris Daly equally
• Ouija board
• Appoint a committee to draft a report no one will read — and then it will be time for the election
• Check to see whether any journalists have written on the subject
• Masturbate-a-thon
• Whatever makes the Internet happy
• An amazing race
• A series of inevitable lawsuits will eventually determine the winner
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