By Emma Silvers
By Gary Moskowitz
By Alee Karim
By Ian S. Port
By Ian S. Port
By Derek Opperman
By Emma Silvers
By Alee Karim
Science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke took two shots at predicting the future — first in 2001, then again this year — and missed both times. (No cosmic monoliths, no psychedelic superbabies, no nothing? WTF, Mr. CBE?) In 2012 the Mayan conspiracy theorists will have their own turn. But 2011 is all yours, people! You've got 12 months before Central American ziggurats heed their ancient call to take orbit and trigger the apocalypse, so consider this New Year's Eve your klaxon to action. From free DJ parties in neighborhood bars to pricy mega-ragers that require three lines of credit and a refinanced mortgage just to get in the door, there's an event for every cultural taste and income demographic. Hell, there's even a celebration themed after 1984 — Orwell's own infamously predicted year. Maybe your resolution for 2011 should be to avoid predicting anything and just roll with the punches. In the meantime, start stockpiling Excedrin and espresso for Jan. 1.
Japanese New Year Bell Ringing Ceremony: Art activities and traditional ringing of a 2,100-pound sixteenth-century Japanese bronze temple bell. Fri., Dec. 31, 9 a.m., free with museum admission. Asian Art Museum, 200 Larkin (at McAllister), 581-3500, www.asianart.org.
San Francisco, CA 94102
Category: Movie Theaters
Region: Hayes Valley/ Tenderloin
398 12th St.
San Francisco, CA 94103
Region: South of Market
Dresden Dolls: w/ Pomplamoose, 9 p.m., $35-$50, all ages. The Warfield, 982 Market (at Sixth St.), 345-0900.
Foreign Cinema, Fleeting Trance: 8:30 p.m. Starry Plough, 3101 Shattuck (at Prince), Berkeley, 510-841-2082.
The Freedom Rockers: 9 p.m. Eagle Tavern, 398 12th St. (at Harrison), 626-0880.
Furthur: 7:30 p.m., $65, all ages. Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, 99 Grove (at Larkin), 974-4060.
The Growlers, Gantez Warrior: 9 p.m., $15 advance. Hemlock Tavern, 1131 Polk (at Post), 923-0923.
High on Fire, Beerijuana, Mudface, Montra: 8:30 p.m., $20 advance. VooDoo Lounge, 14 S. Second St. (at E. Santa Clara), San Jose, 408-286-8636.
The Mermen: 9 p.m., $25, www.mermen.net. Park Chalet Garden Restaurant, 1000 Great Hwy. (at Fulton), 386-8439.
Monster Squad, Media Blitz, In Desperation, Chump Change, Short Attn. Span: 7 p.m., $8, all ages. 924 Gilman, 924 Gilman (at Ninth St.), Berkeley, 510-524-8180.
Nerf Herder, The Hooks, Sassy!!!: 10 p.m., $20-$25, all ages. Bottom of the Hill, 1233 17th St. (at Missouri), 621-4455.
Primus: w/ Les Claypool's Fancy Brigade, Dead Kenny Gs, 9 p.m., $42.50, all ages. Fox Theater - Oakland, 1807 Telegraph (at 19th St.), Oakland, 510-548-3010.
"Rockabilly New Year's Eve": w/ DJ Okie Oran Scott, 9 p.m., free, www.oldtimey.net/rockabillyfridays.htm. Retox, 628 20th St. (at Third St.), 626-7386.
Sonny & the Sunsets, The Fresh & Onlys: 9 p.m., $20. Amnesia, 853 Valencia (at 20th St.), 970-0012.
Surprise Me Mr. Davis, Big Light: 9:30 p.m., $50. Cafe Du Nord, 2170 Market (at Sanchez), 861-5016.
The Tall Shadows: 9 p.m. Johnny Foley's Irish House, 243 O'Farrell (at Powell), 954-0777.
"The Word's Most Interesting New Year's Eve Party": w/ Pop Rocks, 9 p.m., $99 (includes hosted bar). Red Devil Lounge, 1695 Polk (at Clay), 921-1695.
00 Sh/t vs. I Heart the '90s NYE: w/ DJ Samala, Mr. Grant, & Teo, 9 p.m., $10. Madrone Art Bar, 500 Divisadero (at Fell), 241-0202.
2011 NYE Crystal Ball: 8 p.m., $30-$40. Bruno's, 2389 Mission (at 20th St.), 643-5200.
21+: w/ White Menace, Miles the DJ, 8 p.m., $20. Milk, 1840 Haight (at Stanyan), 387-6455.
Annual New Year's Eve Party with DJs Durt & Pony Boy: 9 p.m., free. Lexington Club, 3464 19th St. (at Lexington), 863-2052.
Bootie NYE 2011: w/ Smash-Up Derby, A+D, Brass Tax DJs, Grandpamini, Baby Gaga, John!John!, DJ Dada, 9 p.m., $20-$40, www.bootiesf.com. Mezzanine, 444 Jessie (at Mint), 625-8880.
Cockblock NYE 2011: w/ DJs Natalie Nuxx, China G, & Motive, 9 p.m., $20 advance, www.cockblocksf.com. Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell (at Van Ness), 861-2011.
Colossus: NYE 2011: w/ DJs Joe Gauthreaux & Lee Decker, 8 p.m., $50-$70, www.guspresents.com/monthly-special-events/colossus-new-years. Space 550, 550 Barneveld (at Industrial), 550-8286.
Destination NYE 2011: 9 p.m., $30+ advance, www.destination2011.com. 888 Brannan, 888 Brannan (at Eighth St.), 861-7733.