What New Year's resolutions have San Franciscans already broken?
To not hit so many pedestrians
To stop tampering with DNA evidence
To not ride our fixies down the hill
To buy only eggs of color
To spend as much time off Face- book as on it
To actually read the Guardian
To remember that nothing Muni does to us is personal
To stop pretending organic lettuce tastes better
To laugh at ourselves
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