We're Not So Resolute

What New Year's resolutions have San Franciscans already broken?

• To not hit so many pedestrians

• To stop tampering with DNA evidence

• To not ride our fixies down the hill

• To buy only eggs of color

• To spend as much time off Face- book as on it

• To actually read the Guardian

• To remember that nothing Muni does to us is personal

• To stop pretending organic lettuce tastes better

• To laugh at ourselves

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