Bored of the Supervisors

New members of the Board of Supervisors have been sworn in. How is the new Board of Supervisors different from the old one?

• Earnest lefty rather than profane lefty

• Already demoralized

• Not as interesting at parties

• Even more representative of the brilliant rainbow of diversity, except insofar as they're virtually all lawyers

• Absurdly telegenic

• Focused like a laser on punishing their enemies

• Determined never to have to pick a mayor again

• Better at feigning interest in ordinary people

• Somehow even less able to laugh at themselves

 
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