Diplomacy by the Bay
San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee has invited Chinese President Hu Jintao to visit San Francisco. What enticements has the mayor offered China's leader?
• Appoint anyone he wants to the Planning Commission
• Cable car all to himself
• Gets to personally enforce sit/lie law
• Gets lecture on power politics from Rose Pak
• We'll name our budget deficit after him
• Meet honest-to-God vegans
• Knows a place where you can get a medical pot certificate real easy. Just, like, say your back hurts
• He can take back as many crazy homeless people as he can catch
• Happy ending
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