Social networking company Twitter is threatening to move its offices to Brisbane, Calif., unless San Francisco makes concessions. What concessions is Twitter demanding?
All new laws must be 140 characters or fewer
Jane Kim's profile photo should be way hotter
Willie Brown needs to stop requesting an extra 10 characters for his friends
The mid-Market area must be renamed "Tweetville"
The city must provide free translation services for those who wish to read tweets in Spanish, Mandarin, and Tagalog
A majority of city voters must pass a ballot measure admitting that Facebook is a huge time suck
David Chiu's tweets need to show some personality
More money in tax breaks than Twitter could possibly be worth in a rational economy