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Ghost Stories: Scams Targeting S.F.'s Cantonese Community Reveal the Terrible Power of Belief
By Albert Samaha
As the school district braces for massive budget cuts and teacher layoffs, voters are being asked to raise school board members' salaries from $6,000 to $25,000 annually. Why do they deserve so much more money in a time of crisis?
Not solving problems is a lot harder than it looks
After all, they're really preparing for higher office rather than helping with education
Seniors with part-time jobs were picking on them
They need to lead by example and teach kids the crucial lesson of never, ever volunteering for your community
They have to sit through all these boring meetings
This is the only way to show the city's library board who's boss
Federal guidelines require school board members to have at least two hot meals per day from Michelin-starred restaurants
They'll spend the money way more responsibly than the school district would
