List: How San Francisco Will Become a Stinking-Rich City

A recent report by the McKinsey Global Institute says that San Francisco will become one of the world's wealthiest cities, a global financial "hot spot," by 2025. What will the future San Francisco have that makes it so rich?

• Competent leadership

• A way to convert homeless people into clean energy

• Spectacular tax breaks for Twitter

• The Outer Sunset will be entirely made up of massage parlors and growhouses

• Craigslist will get so advanced that it will tell you what you want

• Gavin Newsom's reality show will be set here

• The Bay Guardian will make millions more from a lawsuit against The New York Times

• Twice as much positive energy per household

• Housing will become so expensive that extra closet space will be sold on the New York Stock Exchange

• Local artists will have completely sold out