List: Why We're Still Talking About Barry Bonds
Wait, are we still talking about whether Barry Bonds used steroids?
No, we're talking about his scrotum for its own sake
Yes, but only ironically
Remember, while suffering from shrinkage now, he was once a Giant
Has something else happened that's newsworthy?
When we spend this many federal tax dollars, it needs to be talked about
Naturally: A full-on dissection of his testicular dwarfism will become the Giants' new season-opening tradition
It's easier to understand than pension reform
His is the sort of epic fall that demands an ongoing Greek chorus
Maybe. I stopped paying attention way back