List: What You Get for a $35,800 Fundraising Dinner with Obama

On April 20, President Barack Obama will hold a fundraising dinner in San Francisco that costs an astonishing $35,800 per plate. What do attendees get for that kind of money?

• An opportunity to be disappointed by Obama in person

• Two drink tickets

• You can help clarify our Libya policy

• A sneak peek at the campaign slogans we're all going to be tired of next year

• A chance to ask, "What's Steve Jobs really like?"

• A raffle to decide what country we bomb next

• A gift bag containing one of Obama's broken campaign promises

• The ability to gently stroke the president's hair and call him "My precious"

• A sense of how the Big Spender rolls