Shopping! The Musical: Songs and sketches about shopping. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. $23-$29. www.shoppingthemusical.com. Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 882-9100.
The Stops: Three women organists learn their favorite Christian songwriter and organist is gay and has been ousted from the church. Wednesdays-Sundays. Continues through June 25. $24-$36. New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972.
Upper Cut Improv Showcase: Improv and sketch comedy. Fridays, 7 p.m. $5. San Francisco Comedy College, 414 Mason (at Geary), 921-2051.
Wish We Were Here: A play written by Michael Phillis involving a slacker and a genie. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sundays, 2 p.m. Continues through June 25. $20-$32. New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972.
Your F!#&ed Up Relationship: Improv based on real-life relationship problems supplied by audience members. Fridays. free. Alcove Theater, 414 Mason (at Derby).