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List: Why Families Leave San Francisco 

Wednesday, Jun 29 2011

Recent Census data show that there are fewer children in San Francisco than there were 10 years ago. Why are some families with kids leaving the city?

• Can't get a good Happy Meal

• The toddler art scene is derivative

• Instead of living in a house with a gate and a homeless person, would like to try a yard

• Suddenly realized that all of their cool friends are terrible role models

• Goddamn hippies

• No one with kids has time to be progressive

• All the wonderful programs the city offers to keep families here are managed by the same people who have run everything else into the ground

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