List: What Does Anonymous Want from the City?

The "hacktivist" group Anonymous announced it will continue to protest BART every Monday, disrupting service, until its demands are met. What does Anonymous want?

• A million in unmarked lulz

• A BART-themed MMORPG

• For somebody to finally make a comfortable Guy Fawkes mask

• To get mentioned in a South Park episode, preferably a two-parter like the one they did about Cthulhu

• To really, really piss off mom and dad

• For BART to implement needed and responsible changes in as humiliating a manner as possible

• To overthrow the government of Second Life

• This is what they want

 
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Alferdonito4
Alferdonito4

I ČĂŃŤ βĔĹĨĔVĔ ŤĤĨŚ!! МĔ ĂŃĎ МŶ ŚĨŚŤĔŔ ĴÚŚŤ ĞŐŤ ŤŴŐ Ĩ-РĂĎŚ ŦŐŔ $42.77 ĔĂČĤ ĂŃĎ Ă $50 ĂМĂŹŐŃ ČĂŔĎ ŦŐŔ $9. ŤĤĔ ŚŤŐŔĔŚ ŴĂŃŤ ŤŐ ĶĔĔР ŤĤĨŚ Ă ŚĔČŔĔŤ ĂŃĎ ŤĤĔŶ ĎŐŃŤ ŤĔĹĹ ŶŐÚ.ĞŐ ĤĔŔĔ, www.pluscent.com

Barbra Barr
Barbra Barr

i cant believe this!! me and my sister just got two i-pads for $42.77 each and a $50 amazon card for $9. the stores want to keep this a secret and they dont tell you. Go here, www.tinyurl.com/3qa436v

Elizabeth Frantes
Elizabeth Frantes

All I want is for that triggerhappy, 'roidraging rentacop to be under at least as much scrutiny as Messerle.;

Briansays
Briansays

the question that begs the question why would you pay extortion to a bunch or criminals?

Elizabeth Frantes
Elizabeth Frantes

Uh, dearie, you do ,know this article was a feeble attempt at satire and the group made none of those demands?

 
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