List: What Does Anonymous Want from the City?

The "hacktivist" group Anonymous announced it will continue to protest BART every Monday, disrupting service, until its demands are met. What does Anonymous want?

• A million in unmarked lulz

• A BART-themed MMORPG

• For somebody to finally make a comfortable Guy Fawkes mask

• To get mentioned in a South Park episode, preferably a two-parter like the one they did about Cthulhu

• To really, really piss off mom and dad

• For BART to implement needed and responsible changes in as humiliating a manner as possible

• To overthrow the government of Second Life

• This is what they want