List: How the City Plans to Improve Dolores Park
The city is planning to spend over $7 million to upgradeDolores Park. How could the iconic park be improved?
• Sell pot concessions
• Post safety tips to reduce hula-hoop injuries
• Attract more tourists to stare and point at real live San Franciscans
• Generate twice as much positive energy per square foot
• Return it to the '60s where itbelongs
• Show movies there at night that only hipsters will enjoy
• Make it illegal to sit or lie there
• Make technical changes so, when danger strikes, Dolores can combine with five other city parks to form Park Voltron: Defender of San Francisco
• More paganism
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