List: What Fewer School Buses, More Kids on Muni Means

Comments (0) By Benjamin Wachs Wednesday, Sep 21 2011

Because the San Francisco School District has severely reduced the number of school buses, many more children will now be going to and from school on Muni. What impact will this have?

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Jim

Dear Mr. Wachs:

Your paranoia does not impress or amuse us.

Signed, the rest of the world

 

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